I open the package. The NEU Nootropic Boost cylinders are stacked symmetrically beside one another, each one placed within the box with evident care and precision. The wrapper color is a bold, bright neon, complimented by the three-pointed star emblem embossed in a deep-jet black and filled with a gradient orange moving towards a yellow center.
I lay one of these battery-like shots in the palm of my hand, feeling the potency penetrating the plastic barrier directly through my skin and into my body. I smile as I sense the imminent Nootropic rush. Glancing around where I’m standing, my kitchen, are pots and dishes strewn everywhere, papers, misplaced files, glasses that have been building up on the counter top for days. Who would live like this?
Man have I missed Nootropics
I twist the cap and peer down into the orange cognitive-stimulating fluid, a sweet scent of mango, pineapple, passion fruit emerges. My mouth waters. I pull back the shot and the drink is so smooth, pure unadulterated energy, the essential mind formula, a massive stack of high quality Nootropics perfectly blended to deliver a refreshing, powerful, cognitive boost. This kind of product reminds me why I created this blog in the first place. Creativity. Genius. NEU.
I plug my headphones into my phone and switch on some Kaskade for some background jams as my mind rapidly is organizing itself flush with optimized neurotransmitters:
It’s rather sudden, but the music, the Nootropics, the tropical flavors, my brain waves begin synchronizing. I feel my thinking clarifying, accelerating, focusing, zoning in with asymptotic-like convergence into a heightened state. Flow state begin.
Decisions become easier, I set to work immediately.
Before I even realize what is happening my hands are putting away dishes, scrubbing pots, cleaning the counter tops, sweeping, washing, detail cleaning. I glance back at the counter, the floor, the table moved… everything is neat, organized, clean. This stuff is amazing. Effortless clarity, fog cleared, I know what needs to be accomplished and how to do it. Table posted for sale, check. Cabinets reorganized, check. Blog post initiated, check.
After a few more minutes
Several other rooms become neatly organized, cleaned, and pristine following the kitchen.
Now, let’s analyze NEU with a little more focus shall we:
This is delicious. Seriously, for what it packs in terms of Nootropic ingredient list, the smell, color, taste, are perfectly complimented and deliver a whopping 5 star review.
Clearly from the above narrative, it should be noted that this fast acting, hard charging focus enhancer is amazing. Cognition measurably enhanced overall, thought organization has improved, brain fog lifted, and feelings of overall calm, serenity, and peace have been achieved in less than 20 minutes after consumption.
Apart from the perfect blend of B-vitamins (16,000% DV for B12!!!!), NEU boasts 9 highly absorbable, bio-active (2050 mg worth) Nootropics in a stack that features:
- DMAE Bitrate
- Organic Caffeine
The Synergistic effect from this combination is simply brilliant. (Oh, and only 18 calories per shot!)
PRODUCT DESIGN & STYLE:
Elegant, forward thinking, and on point. Enough said.
HOW MUCH AND WHERE CAN I BUY SOME?:
At a price point that is better than most functional shots currently available in specialty stores, NEU has positioned itself at a very reasonable market price as can be found on their website, links provided below:
12/10 Product. 2 Bonus points awarded for the shear productivity that I have been able to glean from leveraging NEU’s dramatic performance effects on my overall focus and cognition.
Final judgement: I have the advantage.